Average All Star Of The Day (8/5/15) - Yonder Alonso

In Yesterday's 8-5 loss to the Brewers, San Diego Padres first basement Yonder Alonso turned in a dangerously tepid performance. Alonso, a product of The U, went 1-4 with a double off starter Taylor Jungmann and also scored a run. He struck out once and left a total of 3 runners stranded on base. He credits his performance to his pre-game viewing of the Vacation movie remake at a local theatre. "Ed Helms was truly underwhelming in his lead role in the film, and I thought it would be neat to do the same type of thing today at the dish. Though I did love him as Andy in The Office," Alonso said. The Padres are now 52-56 this season.

Return of The King

Ex-NBA star Vin Baker conquers demons and shoots for success in Starbucks management

The recent news of our King, Vin Baker, making a comeback in the form of Starbucks management was all I needed to hear for me to get back on the blogging grind. Vin Baker is now working right near me. You can't script this any better, folks. I have never been a coffee guy, but you better believe that has changed now. If anyone wants to find me, I will now be making daily appearances at this North Kingstown Starbucks. VinBakersDeli is going to be back and better than ever. Expect hard-hitting, completely unbiased sports coverage including game recaps, fantasy football rankings, and Average All Stars of the day.